Friday, December 16, 2005

The Ides

December is the cruelest month, for it is the month when half of all species on any given planet will go extinct. Fortunately, April is the kindest month, when 90% of all new species on any given planet will spontaneously generate. Summer is a particularly fruitful time for these new species on your planet.

However, watch out for the Ides of March, for then is the time of the demons, when the demon species poke their tiny little heads up out of the cold cold ground and look around to see if it is time yet. Is it time yet for the demons? No. For it is December, and not the Ides of March, so calm down, for gods sake.

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