Saturday, November 12, 2005

Ritual and Cycle

As I sit and watch the American Republican Party disintegrate in a fiery ball of flaming corruption, I am reminded of an ancient theory of evolution, practiced by the Poyte Band in Northern Sacristan (in modern-day Phibia). The theory would have us believe that the Universe is cyclical - what goes up must come down; yesterday's news is tomorrow's news; mice evolve into badgers evolve into Gorgon Monsters evolve back into mice; Vice President's offices are the fount of all evil plaguing the world one moment, and then they are thrown from office in a cleansing ritual only to be replaced by another, more evil Vice President the next day.


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