Thursday, October 20, 2005

Grudge Match

From the Abstract Factory comes this horrifying tale of Evolution vs. Intelligent Design; a veritable Grudge Match.

Moderator: We're here today to debate the hot new topic, evolution versus Intelligent Des---

(Scientist pulls out baseball bat.)

Moderator: Hey, what are you doing?

(Scientist breaks Intelligent Design advocate's kneecap.)

Intelligent Design advocate: YEAAARRRRGGGHHHH! YOU BROKE MY KNEECAP!

Scientist: Perhaps it only appears that I broke your kneecap. Certainly, all the evidence points to the hypothesis I broke your kneecap....

Intelligent Design advocate: AAAAH! THE PAIN

(more from the Abstract Factory)

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