Monday, September 19, 2005

TV

TV is the pinnacle of human technological innovation and thus the pinnacle and purpose of our evolution. The only question is What comes next for TV? And the answer is legs and arms.

TV will soon be able to walk and pick things up in addition to being able to see and talk (yes, TV can see us). And then TV will be able to pick up its own remote and change its own channels, and then where will we be?

Not just sitting on a couch never needing to get up to change the channels since we have remote controls, but never even having to go make it to the couch in the first place. The TV can follow us around, or just sit beside the bed waiting for us to wake up, turning itself on to the morning news shows as soon as it senses we are waking.

Praise TV.

2 Comments:

Blogger Samurai Sam said...

Will it also make me some toast and a cup of coffee?

7:09 AM  
Blogger Bob Davis said...

Toasters and Coffee-makers are lower forms of technological innovation, and thus are not eligible for arms and legs.

But the TV may even one day learn to control other appliances. We can dream.

8:01 AM  

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