Monday, September 05, 2005

Salicylic Acid

Salicylic acid is the backbone of the Harrier Race of Great Beings in the Jesper System two clicks from the Garaga Galaxy. It is also the original material of life on earth. This is because it was deposited here by the Harriers while they were out exploring the universe and seeding the planets for future races of Great Beings. However, something went wrong along the way and instead of Great Harriers, we got Humans. George W Bush, Leader of the United States, believes we were created by an intelligent designer, according to his science team, and he would be right if we had become part of the race of Great Beings. For we are humans, more fallible than Harriers.

What went wrong in their great plan is a great and unknowable mystery. For the answer to that mystery, we turn again to the remarkable leadership of George W Bush's science team. They have developed this New and Improved Theory of Intelligent Design to be taught in public schools starting in time for the 2008 elections:
The Great Creators battled it out one holiday weekend on earth and the Harriers lost and God won. God created us in his image, not in the image of the Harriers. This can be seen in the fact that we do not have twenty arms and 400 eyes, and the fact that we are weak and puny as demonstrated by the democrats. God bless America and goodnight.


Anonymous stubby philips said...

oy I need an asprin

5:42 PM  

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