Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Groundhog Day

The Sun has sixteen primary chemical components that make up its Corona. But that's not important right now. Because a giant rift in the space-time contiunuum has opened up and we are all being sucked into it as we speak. All life on earth is ending and there is nothing that you can do about it. So sit back, grab a beer, and watch the light show unfold above your head.

For tomorrow, everything will be back in place and life will have re-evolved again just like yesterday, and the day before that, and every day that the universe has existed forever and ever has always been exactly like every other day going back in time every single day. And the universe is reborn, and the planets collide and the Sun is a firey ball of fire and the earth is reborn and all life comes back again one species at a time until man evolves again and then the process starts all over again and everything gets sucked right back into that giant rift in space-time just in time for a late evening beer, so relax.


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