Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Yes, it's Pastafarianism

I haven't posted the theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster yet, nor of the $250,000 challenge, because frankly, they don't need the press. Boy, do they get good press. And now its the NYTimes' turn. So here is a quick summary of Pastafarianism (T-shirts available):
...What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process... (b)ut what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage...
And I add my own quote from the Flying Spaghetti Monster, read in a secretive library in a special chamber guarded by uniformed men under an unknown skylight in a small town in the center of a larger town on the edges of a really big city in the middle of Italy in Europe:
And they shall eat of the fruit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and they shall have filled bellies and feel full and satisfied.
What more proof do those School Board members in Kansas need?


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