Friday, August 26, 2005

In the Image of Monkeys

Here we have a very special evolution theory collected from Bill Maher (from August 19, 2005) on his lovely HBO show, Real Time with Bill Maher. First he talks about various scientific questions that man has pondered for millenia:
-The thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, because it's a god....
-You might as well worship the U.S. Mail. It came again! Praise, Jesus!
-Thunder is... God bowling.
-Babies come from storks...
Then he gets to the meat of the matter - his personal theory of evolution:
Now as for me, I believe in evolution and intelligent design. I think God designed us in his image, but I also think God is a monkey! God bless you and goodnight!


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