Saturday, August 20, 2005

Cats

One of the least favored alternate theories of evolution recently is the theory that the world was created by a cat, during naptime, which as you know lasts most of the day, especially when it is sunny all day and a ray of sun shines in right on top of the TV in that one special spot where the cat likes to sleep. So you can see the cat had a lot of time to dream up all the details of the different species, like how cats are ferocious and dogs are dumb and mice are delicious and people are good at operating can-openers. Which is true. So the theory has merit.

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