Saturday, August 20, 2005

APT

A most subtle and remarkable theory to consider is the APT (Alien Poop Theory) that says alien poop, which contains significant quantities of DNA, regularly travels across the various galaxies and periodically plops on Earth.

This explains both the origin of life, i.e. the first appearance of DNA on Earth, in the form of corn kernels (see Klirk Fossils discovered 1932 near Grants Pass, Colorado), as well as the continuing expansion of evolutionary advantages over time, as the waste from foreign worlds "fertilizes" the explosion of speciation on Earth.

The unaccountably horrid odor of the duck-billed platypus is proof of this particular theory.

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